Tuesday, January 27
When I have nothing better to do, or when I am too much of a fuck-up to worry about college, I just sit on my ass all day and watch terrible, schiesty horror movies on this Monsters HD channel that comes with IO Digital Cable. You have no idea how sad of a sight it is to see me laughing hysterically with myself at giant turd monsters pelting innocent civilians with no effort at all, yet still killing the victim; or non-able-bodied men in gorilla suits and alien masks attacking skanky chicks in bikinis while making grunts as scary as little piglets make noise when they're eating.

Can you believe that I have not had a drink in over a month? Holy shnikies!

Okay.


Christina N. @ 10:35 PM