Tuesday, September 11
Forgive me, yesterday's list was done after only getting a smidge of sleep and almost causing quite a few car accidents because of it. Therefore, the list should have been much longer.


11. Ellen Degeneres
Come on, seriously. This butch ain't funny. She is a prime example of American stupidity. I once tried watching her show, and right afterwards I performed a Footloose dance montage in such frustration. Well I didn't really do that, because it wouldn't do anything to ease the situation. When I hate something I would just like to incapacitate it. But unfortunately if I were to be the one to give it to Ellen, 20 million housewives, 10 million horny men, and 1 billion butch lesbians would make sure that my ass is fried. Oh, and her MasterCard commercials reveal the ugly side of capitalism so well. Why didn't she end up working with animals? She would be a nobody and I would be a very happy girl.

12. Ashley Tisdale
This bitch can't act or sing or do anything worth a shit. Give me her job and and I will win a Nobel Prize. You know what? As a matter of fact, why won't I just put the entire Disney Channel up-and-coming media tools on this list?

13. Disney Channel Up-and-Comers
Raven Simone. Brenda Song. Ashley Tisdale. Zac Efron. Corbin Bleu. Dylan and Cole Sprouse. Bitter wastes of life - out there to rip off us Americans' good-earned money on their terrible Disney DVDs, lunchboxes, backpacks, and tampons. The state of Disney as of late has Walt doing roundhouse kicks in his grave.

14. Russell Crowe
This one is kind of iffy, considering that he is somewhat respected throughout the movie business. But you know what I think? I think he sucks. Russell Crowe is like a slightly classier Steven Seagal - and everything and everybody even remotely compared to Steven Seagal needs to go. Crowe can't act; he has only one emotion - and that emotion is "having no emotion." One voice, one tone, one facial expression - ONE MINUTE LEFT TO LIVE.

15. Larry King
His career started from respected news anchor who seemed somewhat intelligent and credible. Now his career has downsized to interviewing every supposedly valued bumblefuck out there. And plus, stop boning all these young meat chicks. That's just gross. Is that really the Elixir of Life, and that's what's keeping him alive? I hope his wife gets angry at him soon and drains him of his youth juice.

16. J.K. Rowling
This Harry Potter franchise needs to end. It is nothing but a marketing scam (but then again, what isn't a marketing scam nowadays?). Her fictional little virgin boy is getting way too much praise than he deserves. He and his two conniving bitch friends are nothing but nosy, egotistic shitfucks who think they can do anything that they want without getting punished for it. Seriously, Harry. If you didn't poke your nose into such uncharted ground, all of the shit that you went through in the series wouldn't have happened. I say, you should have killed your aunt and uncle the first time they made you sleep in a goddamn closet. Any smart kid would have done that. He would have been tried as a child and gone to juvy for about 15 years - and this would all be before he even found out that he was "magical."

17. Aaron Spelling
No wait, he died last year. And that's a good thing, because he spewed out more television trash than me shitting nukes after eating clams. And not to mention that he fathered perhaps the ugliest person on Earth next to Ron Perlman - Tori Spelling. That bitch needs to take tips from Face/Off.


I don't know why the last three targets' last names end with "ing." Take note of this, children - if your last name ends with "ing," BEWARE.


Christina N. @ 9:36 PM