Tuesday, June 5
A friend and I are supposed to go to an abandoned and supposedly "satanic" church this Saturday in the woods and launch off fireworks instead of going to Six Flags because of some rich cunt that rented out the entire park for the day. Anything is better than eating the same shit at Panera and bowling with Lauren. Yeah, I'm an asshole, I know. That's why I'm winning the "Biggest Asshole Award for All 4 Years" tomorrow at the Senior Awards Assembly.

Yesterday Kerry and I planted two tubs of blue cheese and a bag of white/green moldy peeled apples under the copier machine and an empty locker in school. Today those places smelled pretty oddly. Success! Sounds kind of childish, but that shit is funny nonetheless.


Christina N. @ 10:59 PM