Tuesday, April 3
After eating half a bucket of KFC chicken yesterday, you could guarantee that I was fucking bloated. So what turned into a single tablet of Rolaids to get rid of the discomfort of fullness, I eventually ate the whole pack. Dude, mint-flavored Rolaids are the shit. Maybe that's why I've been feeling weird and have a bad taste in my mouth, even two days after that whole fiasco.

Why did I eat half a bucket of chicken, half a tub of mashed potatoes, six brownies and three biscuits? That story is for another day.


Christina N. @ 11:50 PM