Look what the cat dragged in! Cats always drag in crap. Therefore, Poison is crap.
I have been thinking lately, and have come to a decision that "Guns n' Roses" is a stupid name. Guns and roses do not go together. It's like a Tuxedo Mask type of thing. You know, Sailor Moon's hubby. That guy who wears a tuxedo with a stupid cape and a magician's hat with the Phantom of the Opera mask covering half of his face, while throwing thorny roses at people's faces, thinking that it's badass. Guns are for Ted Nugent and guys with balls; roses are for women who cry all the time that their men never pay attention to them. Put them together and you have Axl Rose. The End.
You want a cool name? Napalm Death. Electric Wizard. Acid Bath. Sepultura. Soundgarden. Thin Lizzy. Fuckin' Exhorder!!!! Even Exodus.
Yes, pretty much metal band names are awesome. "Black Eyed Peas" is not an awesome name, therefore are not metal. Rascal Flatts sounds like an anal sphincter, therefore can eat shit.
So I have just recently finished a clay sculpture that is up in the leagues of David and the Lincoln Memorial. Behold...
METAL!!!!
Christina N. @ 7:19 PM
