Wednesday, December 20
Right now it's kind of lonely staying home. I skipped school again for more of a legitimate reason than the first couple of times - sick as a goddamn motherfucker. I think this is the second flu that I have caught this year; does that mean something seriously wrong is going on? Well, goddamn. My nose was so fucking clogged two nights ago that I almost suffocated in my sleep. In that case, my body is fucking acting ass-backwards when it comes to defense mechanisms - they're not supposed to block out germs yet kill you in the process. Fucking firecrotch.

Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here eating a box of chocolates that Zara gave me for Christmas. Finally, finally(!), somebody got the message. It always seemed that the pussy motherfuckers who like to eat healthy got chocolate for every dumb holiday of the year except me. But this time, I prevailed - a nice big box of Russell Stover's, man.

I don't know how I'm getting a C in Astronomy class. Now that is what I call sad.


Christina N. @ 1:11 PM