Wednesday, August 30
Stupid shitface is starting to call my house again, since my cell phone is apparently the wrong number to him. At this point, I wish those four guys who did the amazing prank calls for me last weekend lived with me right now.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.