So Amy did come by and hang out with your favorite asian for the day. We baked brownies and rainbow cake and watched Spinal Tap and Wayne's World while drinking lemonade, milk, water and salty ass vegetable chips too. Fuckin' pigs, man. But we ain't no fat fucks!
Fuck mixing
Amy seems to enjoy it, though.
Betty Crocker, come to serve you diarrhea.
Diarrhea extreme close-up
(tray ended up being too big, goddamn)
Mmmmm, salmonella!
Rainbow Brite
We were stupid and put on the icing too early and it started melting off the cake, so we decided to place it in the freezer downstairs.
This is the cover of a wildlife preservation pamphlet found at your local community center.
Throwing ice bottles at 40-year-old barbecues down below
You diggin' it?
I sure am.
Eatin' boogies!
Taking a shit
Only someone who has just dumped a turd the size of Louisiana could smile this big.
Washing your body and your clothes at the same time is multi-tasking for the genius.
Don't forget the ween!
Thinking about what to wear tomorrow
Gotta go gotta go!
Just taking my time
Aiming at my nudist neighbor.
Hunting lawn gnomes and garden flamingoes requires the deepest concentration an experienced professional could possibly muster.
The new Pink Floyd album cover: Tai Chi & Green Goblins
The Unibomber
Satanic fire in my eyes.
Cats just love to drink out of my cock
Can't believe the Dollar Store would sell silk panties with feathers and a bell in the center. For the kinky Puerto Ricans.
My ass is full of love.
Pam Anderson ain't got shit on me
Sexual predators drool over this!
And this.
This is what your pubes look like when you shampoo and condition them.
That is not a hat, you catch fish with that thing.
Yeeeee-haw TJ Maxx has all the greatest styles and trends.
This is the natural me.
All the norweigans bow down to me
I'm going to get great presents this year.
Celine Dion singing "My Heart Will Go On"
Ball swings
High Land
Firecrotch!
Fuck you, Michael Flatley. I got a better act.
One that includes Jesus
and Mary Magdalene.
This is the new Calvin Klein billboard on Route 46
The End.
Christina N. @ 2:46 AM
