Sunday, April 2
So I got to thinking, and with the help of a good buddy of mine, compiled barely a list of what I should be in the near future.

1. Victoria's Secret underwear model
Pretty much impossible because I lack the tits and height.

2. host of Headbanger's Ball
I lack adequate 24/7 people skills and I hate Lacuna Coil along with 10,000 other nU-mEtAl bands.

3. writer for South Park
This one is a good possibility, man. Probably.

"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."

- Pope John XXIII



My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.




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