Tuesday, April 11
So Ted Nugent has this hunting show on the Outdoors Channel. I don't get that fucking channel so I'm fucking aggravated that I don't get to laugh at his redneck drawl which he calls "talking." Goddamn, boy.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.