Tuesday, April 25
10 THINGS YOU HATE IN GENERAL:
1. Gwar
2. sports
3. American Inventor
4. administrators
5. Dunkin' Donuts employees
6. knee socks
7. Rent
8. legumes
9. Shakespeare, stupid son of a bitch can't speak english correctly
10. "Video Killed the Radio Star"

9 THINGS YOU WANT TO SPIT ON:
1. the KKK headquarters
2. anyone who proudly lives in Georgia
3. a bucket
4. an emo kid's head
5. St. Cecilia's Church
6. Oprah's shoes
7. spit shine Billy Corgan's head
8. Gilbert Gottfried, just to see his reaction
9. Simon Cowell so I could get the ultimate "Simon Cowell treatment"

8 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO SHOVE A BOOT UP THEIR ASS:
1. Dani Filth
2. annoying/nosy neighbors
3. yoga fanatics
4. drama nerds
5. clerks who can't speak english
6. Barry Manilow
7. Michael Flatley
8. Chingy

7 MEDIA-RELATED THINGS YOU HATE:
1. why the word "paparazzi" looks too much like "pizza"
2. VH1 All Access: I'm a Fucking Tool
3. La La
4. Sway
5. Gideon Yago
6. why Kurt Loder disappeared
7. I don't give a flying fuck about Britney, SPF, and K-Fed

6 THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST:
1. celery
2. bondage pants
3. sexy men who are narcoleptic
4. Gilmore Girls
5. anime porn
6. Digimon, because Pokemon kicks way more ass

5 SHITTY BANDS:
1. Fall Out Douche
2. Three Days No Fucking Grace
3. Panic! at the Shitco
4. Cradle of Filthy Shit
5. Taking Back Noday

4 GUILTY PLEASURES:
1. Maroon 5
2. pate
3. David Spade
4. biology

3 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD DIE AND GO TO HELL:
1. Kate Moss because she makes me not want to shop and pay ridiculous taxes
2. James Blunt for writing horrible Pier 1 Imports music
3. I'll make it 6 people because all the Gotti brothers should die

2 HOTRODS:
1. the Batmobile
2. 1969 Dodge Charger

1 THING YOU HATE THE LEAST:
fuck this question


Christina N. @ 7:52 PM