Monday, March 20
A lot of people say that when you die and go to hell, you would hear Slayer. I disagree. When I die of a massive heart attack or a diabetic complication and am descending down that escalator into hell, I would hear Rush.

Moose - I have never been more afraid of any animal in my life. Sure, they look cute and goofy in cartoon form, but when you see a real actual one, holy fucking shit it's like seeing GG Allin covered with hair on all fours. Both are utterly scary and disgusting. But to be completely honest, I have never seen a moose in person. I've only seen them on TV and in pictures, yet they are still fucking hideous and nightmare-inducing in my eyes.


Christina N. @ 10:05 PM