Monday, February 27
I would like to spend this moment to express my deep concern for:

Myself.

Everyone else in Rockaway could kiss my ass. It's fucking Morris County, New Jersey - don't we have the fucking money to build sidewalks? For "one of the richest counties in the U.S.," they could fucking build sidewalks out of imported Mongolian wheat grass and make it feel like cement. Yeah, there's just like fifty fucking feet of sidewalk starting from the school and ending at a big boring grey house at the end of a stop sign. From then on it's hardcore asphalt with so many pebbles to get stuck in your shoes that the soles of your sneakers would turn into grating sheets by the time you get fucking home. And the fact that every single high school student is a bad driver doesn't make me feel any better either. So the folks who have to walk home have the decision to either:

1. Walk on people's bumpy lawns that they can't fucking take care of - the grass is more bumpy than Seal's face.
2. Haul your ass onto the road where young drivers will either swerve around you really quick with a screech more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried's voice, yell or honk at you just for the hell of it, or not see you (which would result in me not writing this right now).

Oh, no space you say? Then fucking cut part of people's yards off because they don't fucking use them anyway. It's only extra space for their dog to shit on. Like I said, they don't even take care of the lawn; Except for mowing it as often as Peter Jackson takes a bath. Fucking Lord of the Rings loser. Thank god there were only three books, otherwise WWIII would've started already with those Harry Potter fucktards to see who has the bigger and better saga.

Kip Winger's nasty feminine dick is bigger and better than that shit.

It's either that, or cut the people. Just take a cuban machete and go through the fucking exploiters like slicing cheese. This place gets more and more populated every year, and New Jersey's already fucking known as being the most densely populated state in the U.S. I know this for a fucking fact, because I've been living here for thirteen goddamn years. It's growing faster than that Harry Potter actor. (Oh yeah, his name's Daniel I'm-going-through-puberty-cliffe.) Go the fuck somewhere else. Arkansas needs a better reputation. Go fix it.

This guy understands.


Christina N. @ 5:04 PM