Sunday, January 1
Possibly one of the greatest nights of my life - Amy came over to celebrate New Year's with me, with my folks gone to some party. We ate like pigs and I grew a new friend; also known as a stomach. Pizza Hut, cool ranch Doritos, white fudge pretzel clusters, Sunny Delight, Sunkist, and Smirnoff. Sadly, she had to leave minutes after the stroke of midnight.

Jazz hands, man.

Yeah dude.

Myself walking to the hydrant.

Had it been forty degrees warmer, you'd be seeing my bare ass.

Tree Hugger

I ain't no authentic tree hugger.

Vaccuuming a spider off of my wall because I'm a fucking pussy.

"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."

- Pope John XXIII



My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.




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