Like all cheap asians, I went to the cheapo ass Target today and got one of these boxes of bacon, egg and cheese in a biscuit breakfast sandwiches. These are the types of things that make my day.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.