And to think that I was a tree hugger back in the day. Jesus fucking Christ. I am so ashamed of myself.
Anybody remember this?
Way down in the cockles of our hearts.
Took me months to figure out what his apron said. Then I realized that if it took me that long to find out such a little thing, then I should do what it says.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.