Friday, September 2
Yoinked from Padmez.


Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em.

List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly what it is about these things that interests you so much.

Bonzo - John Bonham is a fucking lunatic. I admire anyone who shits in a hooker's shoe. And an underage japanese girl's purse, if that bit is even true.
David Bowie - fucking amazing and the only person in the universe who could rock a mullet that fucking well. End of story.
Farrah Fawcett hair - It's gorgeous, gorgeous on Farrah, and not gorgeous on me. I wish I could pull it off so that my head could bounce and fluff like hers.
Izzy Stradlin - In my opinion, the most goodlooking being on Earth. Not to mention very talented and underrated. You would think that I would say "Fuck Axl" right here, but no, more accurately I would say, "Fuck Izzy."
Knarly beards - Because they're knarly and knarly is cool.
Mr. Pink - 'Cause he's a faggot, alright?
"Safety Dance" - The song sounds very distinctively futuristic, and the band puts it with a medieval video. And I always laugh my ass off at every single person's lame impression of trying to sing this song.
Stone Temple Pilots - Because they're as good as strawberry cheesecake and beef jerky while watching porn on Saturday nights.
Tracheotomy Man - Tracheotomy Man is Denis Leary in fifteen years - Nine tracheotomies on his neck so that he could smoke a pack at a time.


Christina N. @ 8:17 PM