Someone finally picked up the batch of photos from vacation in Florida this summer. I really wish I could scan them onto here, because they are really quite funny. Instead, I got this collection of funky Branda faces and one Kelly face that Jeannie took with her digital camera. I don't own one, because I'm not cliche and I'm not into photography.
That's another excuse for being cheap. Pictures are pretty small because I had to flip them with the only paint program that my computer could take at this moment - Paint. Thus them being in bmp format, thus Photobucket making them as small as Bob Ross' dick probably is. That's the only curiosity of the universe that I would not like to find out.
Not in Florida, but it's funny shit anyway.
"What the fuck is that muskrat doing in yo' ass?"
I don't know.
"Hee, hee, I'm sitting next to a dumbass
and they don't even know it!"
This makes me want to say "Branda"
five times a row, expecting for the Candyman
to suddenly appear in front of me.
I was sitting in the back seat blabbing
on about something stupid, and when I said
something really funny, she didn't get it
and instead gives me this ridiculously
confused look. I really forgot what I said,
but it was quite memorable.
The yellow thing behind her head is a fan
that my mom got for free at an asian market
in Orlando because it was ripped. Kind of ironic
that the price tag is still on it. I don't know
how it's sticking up like that out of nowhere.
Christina N. @ 6:09 PM
