For some reason I really believe that Tom Petty could have been one of the children on Little House on the Prairie, had it aired around the time of his childhood. He's just got that homey, blondey, countrey look. He's also got amazing mutton chops. Whenever I think of mutton chops, I think of Lambchop. But to my dismay, Lambchop doesn't have mutton chops. Then again, I can't really tell, because Lambchop's hair goes around his whole head, and then makes this odd slant toward his chin. Or is Lambchop a girl? A girl with a lot of testosterone?
Robert Plant
Robert has had his fair share of lots of hair. Along with his fluffy blonde mane, he's also had a medieval beard and mustache duo, and this cheek fuzz. Right now I can't remember any other styles of facial hair that he has done to himself.
Lemmy Kilmister
The exact term of "mutton chops" is unclear to me, but right now it is lingering between "Extended sideburns" or "Full beard that starts from both sides of the head but don't reach the chin area." If I'm right, Lemmy has himself a mighty fine mutton face.
Look at that fuzz! It's like a virus eating his face! (Along with the warts.)
Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley
No facial hair list is complete without the King of Rock n' Roll himself. Looking mighty fine right here. I'm guessing he's performing in Hawaii.
Looking mighty Phil Margera-like here.
Denis Leary
Believe it or not, this sissy-'70s-Barry-Gibb-and-The-BeeGees hater once had quite a fine set of mutton chops
during his Caesar era to make up for the lack of hair on top of his head.
Lambchop
Done contemplating whether Lambchop has mutton chops or not? Mutton chops or not, he/she has some kind of chop alright.
Tom Petty
Time for my most favorite pair of facial sheep legs ever. I can't really tell what kind of look he has on his face, but he must surely be happy about his very impressive mutton chops.
They are so impressive that they change color!
Christina N. @ 8:28 PM
