Sunday, July 10
This is the most humiliating survey that I have ever taken. But then again it sucked because 90% of it was about Poison. Am I the kind of fucking person who enjoys the likes of Poison? Much less know shit about them?

How much do you think you know about Hair Metal?!

Created by PoisonAngel and taken 18 times on bzoink!

What is C.C. DeVille’s real name?Stupid F. McGhee
What is Bret Michaels’ full name?Bret Faggot Michaels
What is Sebastian Bach’s real last name? Why did he change it?I have no fucking idea why this question exists because Sebastian Bach is his real name.
What is the name of Cinderella’s debut album?Night Songs? Fuck if I know.
Who gave Bret Michaels his black Poison skull/rose emblem Harley?Richard Simmons
What band is Rachel Bolan in?Skid Row
Who is Fred Coury?I forgot.
Who is the girl in the Whitesnake videos Here I go Againand Is This Love?Tawny Kitaen. Every asshole who knows hot cars knows who she is.
What’s Bobby Dall’s full name?Salvador Dali
Who is the girl in Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video?Bobbie Brown
Who is Taime DowneRobert Downey Jr.
Rudy Sarzo is in what two hair metal bands?Both of Michael Bolton's former line-ups who play keyboards.
What is Axl Rose’s real name?William Bailey AKA Pussy
C.C. DeVille was once in a band called Roxx Regime. That band later became?Poison, right?
Who are Richie Kotzen and Blues Saraceno?Fuck you sounds like some kind of San Francisco chili paste.
Who in Cinderella had the perfect palm tree hair?Tom Keifer?
Who sings “Smooth up in ya”?Whoever invented tampons.
What’s Rikki Rockett’s birth name?Pussy McJavelin
Rick Allen from Def Leppard is a “special” drummer. Why?He's missing a fucking arm.
What is Slash from GNR’s real name?Saul Hudson
What is the name of the band that C.C. is the singer of?C.C. doesn't sing. Nor can he play guitar.
What band is Erik Turner in?I fucking forgot that one.
Who did Aerosmith collaborate with on a remake of “Walk this Way”?Run DMC
Where is Bret Michael’s fan club located? City and state.Jerusalem in a horrible state.
What are Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx called?The Terror Twins.
While performing, Eric and Jeff of Cinderella always simultaneously do whatPulling wedgies out of their pants.
What year did Poison’s “Look What The Cat Dragged In” debut?1987? I hate Poison so why the hell should I know.
Who is Donna D'Errico married to?Nikki Sixx, former Baywatch babe. I don't know why I know this and nothing else here.
Who has a tattoo on his arm that says “Youth Gone Wild”?Fuck if I know!
Which hair metal guitarist auditioned to be in Poison, but they chose C.C.I would have to say Steve Vai because Poison is that fucking dumb.
What band was Steve Clark in?Journey? I fucking don't know.
I cant clear my heart of your love-it falls like rain are from what song?Nothing that I would listen to.
What was Poison’s first single?Something that sucks.
Who is the mother of Bret Michaels’ daughter Raine?Cloude
In GNR, Matt Sorum replaced who?Steven Adler
How many tattoos does Bret Michaels have?None, they're too sissy to be considered tattoos.
Who is Rick Savage?Fred Savage's brother.
What is Nikki Sixx’s other band called?Brides of Destruction
Who is the girl in the “Fallen Angel” video?That shouldn't even be a metal song title.
What are Steven Tyler and Joe Perry called?The Toxic Twins. And that's not hair metal.
What inspired Bret Michaels to write “Unskinny Bop”?Etch-a-Sketch boards.
Who sings “Fly to the Angels”?Danny Glover
Who was “Life Goes On” by Poison written for?What's with these fucking Poison questions?
Who sings “Heartbreak Station”?A guy who works at a gas station.
What is the name of the band that played with Bret on his 03 solo tourMcFly
Nikki Sixx was once pronounced dead. Why?Heroin overdose.
Where was “Every Rose has its Thorn” written?At a Phil Collins concert.
Who is Richie Sambora married to?Heather Locklear. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!
Finish this lyric. “Don’t Need Nothin but a Good Time…”Poison sucks grandma's tits and kitties rally around from all over the world.

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