You know what? I just lost everything that I was writing so I'll put everything in that horrible bullet form that everybody gets bored of while reading it.
No no fuck that I'll just skip to the main part.
Today before leaving for Monica's sweet sixteen I got to put on my new shirt from Victoria's Secret. It looks so goddamn fine that I just had to whore myself again. It's human nature to love your own ass, or the other way around where you want to kill your own ass. I should've never borrowed Jeannie's digital camera, because all I do is look at myself. I feel like Narcissus or Ricardo from Kept.
Tara Please-Take-Me-to-Your-Lair-a purchases my porn upon first day of release. Axl is a pussy.
I'll whip yo' ass, bitch.
(meaning my own)
I hate having to hold the camera because then I can't really pose like Cindy, raising her arms in the air and touching herself. If I asked somebody they'd think I'm an idiot, which I am because I do this kind of shit.
I couldn't decide on which one was better so I put both.
Christina N. @ 11:42 PM
