Thursday, May 19
Funniest fucking thing happened. Pat, Eric, and I were sitting in the lobby at lunch. Seventh graders from the middle school somewhere in town were in the building for Math Day or some shit like that. So here comes one little student walking forth, and turns and enters into the girls' bathroom. I was thinking, "What? Dude, that little boy just went into the girls' room." Man, I fucking swore it was a male seventh grader. And then I ask out loud, "Was that a boy who just went into the girls' room? Is that a boy? Or a girl?" And so a debate commences between us three dummies trying to figure out whether this person that just went into the girls' room was really a girl, or a boy, because:

1. it had a short blonde boy hair doo
2. it wore a long sky blue t-shirt with boys' jeans
3. it wore earrings
4. it went into the girls' bathroom
5. it had nice skin

After about a minute of conferring in deep intellectual thought, the shim comes out of the girlies' bathroom and suddenly Pat exclaims pretty loudly and abruptly, "We gotta go observe it!" and everyone gets up super fast and tries to follow the he/she/thing. Then the scene after that is three totally confused folks standing across the cafeteria from it, staring and questioning about what could possibly be the gender of this androgynous tiny little pubescent peewee thing without their acknowledgement, who was sitting with the rest of the normal looking middle schoolers at a table. And then sir Tom is found, who claims, "I'm an expert at these situations," joins the observation, and concludes that he totally confirms that it totally looks like a dude. But, yet, the answer could still not be solidly made, and then the expedition was put to a close being that the ending bell rang.

"From here on down," meaning waist down, "it looks pretty feminine, but from up above it's pretty masculine."

That's pretty much what I could remember of one question that was considered. I think this is becoming one of the most difficult questions to answer in the universe, next to why eggs are considered a dairy product and what Axl Rose's blubber really consists of. And I seriously hope this is not the reincarnation of Ziggy Stardust.


Christina N. @ 5:10 PM