Friday, April 15
Do you want to know what I did today? I played Pick-Up Sticks all alone around my house for two hours. All a part of my mom's plan to get me to move around. In the process of my game, a bee landed on my shirt and I gasped the biggest fucking gasp I must have sucked in half of the ozone layer. Yeah, I don't scream when I get scared, I gasp. It's pretty dumb, but it makes much less of a racket than a cat orgasming in my throat like most girls in this world.


Christina N. @ 5:20 PM