Beastmaster sucks you know, no need to be trying to copy that crap.
This little boy apparently does not love his family, because he's embarassed about his family's peculiar hair color. For example, here's his younger brother:
Cute little fella, ain't he? I don't see why C.C. shows no love for his kin.
He's trying to make us think his penis is so big that he has to lean back and keep his legs open, when it is actually the size of C.C.'s younger brother.
Like Dee Snider said, "THERE'S NO SMILING IN HEAVY METAL!" Poison is clearly the gay man's band.
If this piece of shit were to be sold at a cosmetics store, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between it and this:
Aw, what a great gift for your four year old! And I'm talking about the makeup kit.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.