Some pictures and shit. All taken because no one was home to bother me and ask what the fuck I was doing. Some of these are long overdue. Well, your dreams have come true. And no, I have not grown a liking to Gwar.
My pussy mosaic is done. Was done a month or two ago.
After bringing it home and exposing it to the humidity of my room in its confine of a closed door at night, it seems to have turned itself into a one-inch tall arch bridge. Maybe I do love the bug kingdom after all.
Holy shit there's a Megadeth video on TV!
It looks better in real life. Trust me on this one. For now you can just think of it as semen sprayed into a pot of chili.
Linoleum prints of Izzy Stradlin. These were the crappy ones that the teacher isn't submitting to some dumb shit contest. So I decided to bring them home and bore you folks with them.
Red with paper stuck on it. The paper is the white stuff that looks like I enjoyed my subject of this work a little too much.
Not only was this the first print, it was the best one in my opinion. Sadly, I was a stupid fuck and while it was drying, put it on the drying rack with other papers and shit on top of it. You guessed it, the paper got stuck to it. It's not supposed to have so many colors, they're there now because he looks like Jesus. Or is he?
Too goopy and it looks like a coconut lamp if you don't focus on it.
The greatest fucking mousepad. Fuck you, not even Duff McKagan's face on foam could beat that.
To the left is the curtain. The dark streaks on the right were a mosquito that I killed in the summer whose body was smeared onto my wall.
For over a year, my house has been going through a lot of renovation. Right now, my folks are working on reflooring the living room. I'd take pictures of the house and shit, but I don't have a real camera whose cord isn't only three feet long. Since I can't take a picture of the floor for you, I brought the new floor to you, on top of my floor.
It is very dark outside.
The lid finally came off after holding on for dear life.
Hm, I had a picture of dried up shit on my window, but it seems to have lost itself in the process of saving it.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.