Hyde is hot. I want his AC/DC and Led Zeppelin t-shirts. That lucky bitch!
I think I saw Danny Masterson in a Dracula movie. He looked really retarded (like Kelso having an idea) wearing a vampire costume with blood dripping from his mouth while lying in a coffin with his arms crossed. It looked more like a burrito made of german blood sausage drenched in soy sauce.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.