Since I won't be home tomorrow and you so strikingly mentioned your fabulous big 1-8 not so long ago, I decided that I will be the first of all the other stupid fuckers and beat them to it. I wish you a great adulthood and lots of sex, cigarettes, and Rolling Stones concerts. And as you can see, that Poison's Greatest Hits CD you bought surely went to your head.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.