Saturday, February 19
My father just put on his glasses for the first time in six months. That particular pair that he picked out himself looks so absolutely horrible. He looked at least thirty years older. A seventy-four year old neurosurgeon. So, as a joke, I said that "He looks like he just found the cure for cancer." My mom got it and started laughing, but he didn't get it and gave me this horrible look.

"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."

- Pope John XXIII



My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.




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