Monday, February 14
I didn't get any valentines today. Boo hoo. I'll be fine anyway, I'm not going to be a stupid fucking sap like last year. And you know what? I just lost the mood to write.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.