The Kids in the Hall are funny. I'll crush your fucking head, jewbag! Shove that matzah ball up your ass and try to shit it out the color blue with Pepto Bismal.
Just kidding. I'm no fascist.
Don't listen to KISS. Or else they'll kill your hair stylist and Roman Polanski and tweed clothing.
I see more pores on this giant flapjack of a great geyser than on a sponge. Those creases are so deep, that his whole entire face is a stationery holder.
Am I bored? Yeah. There was an early dismissal, and after only ten minutes of channel surfing I reverted back to my computer. My mother is probably angry. I should go do something useful. But first, I must eat.
Christina N. @ 3:27 PM
