Thursday, February 24
Holy shit, I just downloaded a song that was labeled as Skid Row and turned out to be Winger. I didn't notice until three fourths of the song was over. I feel used. I feel like I was fucking raped. This isn't cool.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.