Tuesday, January 4
Damien told me to do this. So I'm doing it.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. christina
2. the asian
3. christine (for the dumbfucks who can't get my name right)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. WhipItGOOD05
2. manshowjuggee
3. iggypoprocks
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm not fat
2. i'm not short
3. i'm not you
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i have a considerable number of zits
2. i will never be as smart as my mom
3. i have a deep voice, but not a sexy deep voice
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. vietnamese
2. one chinese ancestor or some shit
3. i got relatives in france
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. GWAR
2. anything that looks like a skin disease
3. dirty bathrooms and dirty carpets
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. sugar
2. internet
3. crack an axl joke
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. green pants
2. blue shirt
3. purple shirt under blue shirt i dress like a dumbass at home
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. led zeppelin
2. guns n' roses
3. motley crue
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "i think i love you" - david cassidy
2. "whip it" - devo
3. "cherry pie" - warrant
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. discover a new technique of masturbation
2. lacy underwear
3. get laid
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. izzy
2. devotion
3. sex
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i never get split ends
2. i was offered a modelling job
3. my mom once had crabs
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE/OR SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyes
2. hair
3. voice
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. walk in a normal manner
2. listen to ace of base
3. go near wet grass
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. fuck
2. you
3. i don't have a hobby
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. fuck
2. fuck izzy stradlin
3. fuck izzy stradlin again
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. write columns
2. groupie
3. victoria's secret underwear model
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. italy
2. chile
3. brazil
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. fuckchop
2. axl
3. dunbar
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. own an opium pipe factory
2. grab axl's fat
3. do a robert plant impression at woodstock
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. whoever
2. the fuck
3. wants to