Thursday, December 9


I'm surprised Pussy Mound didn't slide across the piano with a giant body flop, sending jiggles flopping so fast that he'll look like a giant jamaican hummingbird, rippling all through his flabs like the japanese coast during a 940.96 Richter score earthquake. And as for Dizzy, that ugly redneck motherfucker deserves a bulldozer colliding into his face. Maybe the blubber will fill in those southern hick wrinkles that carved in the ugliness of his face in the first place.


Christina N. @ 7:25 PM