Saturday, November 20
Vince Neil / Motley Crue
What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn't put any effort into it anymore. If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection. Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park.

I couldn't have said it any better myself. That is, if I test drove this car.

Mick Mars / Motley Crue
The faces on money look younger than Mick! I've hardly ever gotten any reports on Mick and I think that is a good thing. The one story I heard is that he's average.

Talk about crusty!

C.C. DeVille / Poison
I knew a girl that use to go to his house up in the Hollywood Hills & said he liked to Jack Off with lotion 3-5 times a day when he was a Speed user! Nothing fancy on the size either. Must be all the bleach. Doesn't shut up either.

A guy who doesn't shut the fuck up and keeps his pants zipper zipped rather than the other way around. What a sucker. And that's not literally either.

Darrell Roberts / W.A.S.P.
Like most tall, skinny guys, he's above average and likes plenty of foreplay. However, be careful kissing him because if you catch a glimpse of his teeth you'll probably dry up like the Nevada desert.

Then what's the point of fucking this dude? Can't do it without a mouth. But then again, genitalia is more important overall in the end.

Kip Winger / Winger
The former ballet dancer & Alice Cooper bassist formed his solo band which was a favorite for millions of us girls until Beavis & Butthead came along. Known to have a very big dick.

Dammit, nothing to say about Mr. Flashdance the Hairy.


Christina N. @ 1:41 AM