Saturday, October 2
Damn this cake tastes fucking good. Maybe I will go to cooking school. But I'm afraid that I won't look good in one of those Nagasaki atom bomb mushroom hats.

Guns n Roses at The Ritz. Funniest shit. Axl's talking about some nakedness going on hahahahaha XD

My mom just called and told me to go to bed early. Fuck that. I'd rather rape a dog.

I feel sorry for the dog.

Mr. Steven "Popcorn" Adler?

Oh man, Lauren said that she has box seats to any single fucking show she wants at Madison Square Garden as many fucking times she wants and is going to take me to see Incubus on their next tour. And perhaps Velvet Revolver? Oh god, IZZY could be a guest. Just ruin my chance to see them, and you lose your ability to masturbate.


Christina N. @ 8:28 PM