Saturday, October 2
I AM HOME ALONE AT LAST FOR THE ENTIRE REST OF THE NIGHT!

I can eat whatever the fuck I want.
I can listen to all the Guns n fucking Roses I want.
I can blast all the Nine Inch Nails I want.
I can piss off the neighbors all the fuck I want.
I can masturbate all the fuck I want.

I just baked a cake. It looks fucking sexy as hell. But I won't pull a Jim from American Pie and fuck it.

Now I'm gonna eat it. And enjoy it. Thus the end of this entry.

"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."

- Pope John XXIII



My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.




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