Man does Ziggy have a voice. That's right, put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
Let's list the problems of my cd player:
1. the metallic paint used to shine
2. it makes a wonderful rattle
3. the foam things on the speakers are turning into dull glitter
4. doesn't play more than 14 tracks, before it wouldn't play more than 10
5. starts at track #6 every single time
6. it's missing one of the hinges for the lid
7. hence when you open it, it's only attached to the cd player by the single corner hinge
8. super esp2 anti-skip doesn't work anymore
9. almost half the lid is cracked and will eventually disconnect itself from the rest of the product
10. not to mention cracks and scratches everywhere
11. the tiny monitor is cracked also
12. speakers start to burn out every once in a while, making the most lovely static ever to be heard next to steven seagal
There will most likely be more to be listed in the near future. If any of you ever feel the least bit sympathy for me, I would give you oral pleasure if you got me this:
Christina N. @ 7:38 PM
