Thursday, August 26
Lesson that I've learned today: Never get a cellphone. I'm bad enough with regular phones and payphones.

So I ended up not having anyone with me. Neither did Jeannie haha no one called either of us. YOU GUYS SUCK. GO LISTEN TO GWAR AND SHOVE A WRENCH UP YOUR ASS.

We watched Without a Paddle. Hahahahaha hilarious shit. Seth Green is one hell of a short white man.

I had a french vanilla cappuchino. Tastes damn good. I bet I could replace drinking water for the rest of my life with french vanilla cappuchinos. Have it delivered to my house in those 5 gallon blue bottles every month. That would be the life. Fuck executive jobs in cubicles and law school. French vanilla cappuchinos and porno mags, and you are set for life.

And along with a bong. But that's extra pleasure.

After the movie was over, we didn't feel like going home and Garden State was playing right across the hall. Well duh, we watched that too. Missed the first 8 minutes and an watched an hour til my mom's cellphone started wringing. Took me 10 seconds to find out it was coming from my jacket. Everyone knew before me. Well sorry, I have bad depth perception with my ears. Then some bitchy old lady sitting somewhere in front probably wearing an 8 day old adult diaper bellowed at me to turn it off. If I hadn't been trying to find out how to turn the damn phone off with my long nails I would've told her to shut her fucking wrinkly mouth and shove that white hair up her ass.

Then we walked out of the theater, turns out my mom called. And walked to Sam Goody til she came to drop Jeannie off and go home. All in all it was a good day.

Wow, a good day.

During dinner there was another funky conversation. We were arguing about why there weren't any security cameras in public bathrooms where people could see your downstairs party and there are security cameras in fitting rooms where people could see your flappy love handles and saggy boobs. There was no settlement, but it was quite the amusing intelligent conversation.

Okay I just finished watching the world premiere of Velvet Revolver's new video. This time without skipping cuz my computer's stupid. The video made me think more positively of the song, probably because of the nice views. Scott is still hot as ever but man, he's a crappy actor. He can't fake emoness. But in conclusion, I still pretty much dislike that song and the video is only good for hot man viewing pleasure.


Christina N. @ 9:17 PM