Wednesday, July 14
Yeah, I just got grounded again after two weeks of freedom. Go ahead, laugh all you want. But it wasn't me who killed and cooked your three year old sibling.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.