Wednesday, July 14
I have this horrible urge to ramble. Yes, about useless and uninteresting shit. I could really go for a muffin right now, which I will.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.