Sunday, July 4
Jeannie just went home. Watched more of I Love the 80's and ate eggrolls and drank Minute Maid. You know what else is pathetic? Watching the same movie twice in less than 5 hours because you seriously have nothing else to do. Yup, I have quite a bit of Reservoir Dogs lines memorized by now.

Today woke up at 1:30 in the afternoon with a bad headache. I missed my dad's memorial thing, I actually feel bad about something for once.

MTV's pissing me off that they keep showing the same 5 or so episodes of Jackass over and over and over and over. Jeez what about the other 3 and 4/5 seasons, huh? Last year I asked like 7 or 10 of my friends to get me the movie or any of the season on dvd for my birthday and not a single asshole got it. Excuses like, "I went to three different stores and they didn't have it" and bullshit like that. And what are friends for? They're for pissing you off, that's what. And now those same people won't even talk to me anymore. It's been like a year already.

Beavis and Butthead was on at random times yesterday and there's this other show, Aeon Flux. I've never seen such a sad attempt at being erotically entertaining. THE saddest. One of the crappiest and most turns-me-off shows I've ever seen. The worst amateur porn next to that shitty movie Heavy Metal. That movie gives a bad name to that music genre too. Don't get me started on this subject, I'll go on forever. Just like I'll go on about how bad Gwar is. I swear, if you locked me in a room and forced me to listen to one of their albums for 10 straight minutes I'll have to live in a mental facility wearing a straight jacket and Hannibal mask with that devil nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, while eating nothing but crunchy oatmeal and getting uncomfortably cold sponge baths for the rest of my life.

Ok every time my mom says my last name out loud I think of Ted Nugent. Wango tango! It's that weird instinct you get when you hear Dashboard Confessional. Hear one note, you automatically think about jumping into that grave with your hands folded neatly across your chest with a flower in the middle.

Aw man, I could go on forever talking about uninteresting shit. But I'll save you the heartwrenching agony by shutting the fuck up.


Christina N. @ 10:36 PM