Sunday, July 18
Wow, I haven't done one of these in a long time. I'm proud of myself.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
edward scissorhands
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
this entire wasteland i call a body
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
dirty bathrooms
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
blinking when i'm super tired
Do you have too many love interests?
yes, but not crushes
Do you know anyone famous?
me, as the biggest shithead in the world
Describe your bed.
very lonely
Spontaneous or plan?
spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker?
hell yes
What do you carry with you at all times?
a flask. if i had one
What do you miss most about being little?
i wasn't 6 inches taller than my entire family and i had more respect
Are you happy with your given name?
not really. but it's cool if you pronounce my last name the wrong way and it sounds like nugent
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
enough to get laid
Like yourself and believe in yourself?
i love myself as much as i love gwar
Do transient, homeless, or starving people bother you?
if they like gwar, then yes
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
no
What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
be a decent human being, and play guitar like edie van halen or dance like scott weiland
What is your ideal marriage location?
italy, man
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
i said that already
Favorite fabric?
cow skin
Something you love and hate?
i love smirnoff ice and hate hangovers
What kind of bedding do you use?
haha, leopard skin
Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
i never tell anyone anything pretty much, bitch
What's the one language you want to learn?
i don't even know all the words in the english language fuck you
What do you order at a bar?
i order them to give me stuff for free
Have you ever pierced your body parts?
ears
Do you have tattoos?
nope
Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted?
probably
Do you drive stick?
i can't even drive a bumper car
What's one trait you hate in a person?
not talking to me after knowing me for a while
What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
watches suck. don't wear them and time goes faster to your time of death
Frivolous purchase?
what the hell does frivolous mean
Do you consider yourself materialistic?
as in a material girl very
What do you cook the best?
disses about gwar
Favorite writing instrument?
a nice aromatic bottle of spraypaint
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
depends what drugs you're on if any
Do you have anything monogrammed?
i don't even know what that means
What kind of books do you like to read?
kama sutra just kidding rock autobiographies
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
pay scott weiland to let me have a look down his pants
What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
everything there is possible
If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
try to ignore them and if they do talk to me diss them constantly
Do you cry in front of friends?
no
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
i'm a goddamn loser who wears a leather jacket
What's one thing you like to do alone?
take a shit
Are you a giver or a taker?
taker. stealing is the way of life if you have no money
When's the last time you cried?
approximately 48 hours ago
Favorite communication method?
a love letter that is actually true
How many drinks before you're tipsy?
don't know
Favorite kind of porn?
kiddie porn! just kidding.
Do you ever have to beg?
begging is for pussies. like axl
Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
probably
Do you think you're cute?
as cute as rob reiner hell yeah
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
not really. if i looked like hilary clinton i would
What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
running into a wall headfirst. or having a pretzel thrown at my eye. that hurts like fuck you know