Sunday, July 18
Wow, I haven't done one of these in a long time. I'm proud of myself.


What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
edward scissorhands

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
this entire wasteland i call a body

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
dirty bathrooms

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
blinking when i'm super tired

Do you have too many love interests?
yes, but not crushes

Do you know anyone famous?
me, as the biggest shithead in the world

Describe your bed.
very lonely

Spontaneous or plan?
spontaneous

Do you know how to play poker?
hell yes

What do you carry with you at all times?
a flask. if i had one

What do you miss most about being little?
i wasn't 6 inches taller than my entire family and i had more respect

Are you happy with your given name?
not really. but it's cool if you pronounce my last name the wrong way and it sounds like nugent

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
enough to get laid

Like yourself and believe in yourself?
i love myself as much as i love gwar

Do transient, homeless, or starving people bother you?
if they like gwar, then yes

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
no

What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
be a decent human being, and play guitar like edie van halen or dance like scott weiland

What is your ideal marriage location?
italy, man

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
i said that already

Favorite fabric?
cow skin

Something you love and hate?
i love smirnoff ice and hate hangovers

What kind of bedding do you use?
haha, leopard skin

Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
i never tell anyone anything pretty much, bitch

What's the one language you want to learn?
i don't even know all the words in the english language fuck you

What do you order at a bar?
i order them to give me stuff for free

Have you ever pierced your body parts?
ears

Do you have tattoos?
nope

Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted?
probably

Do you drive stick?
i can't even drive a bumper car

What's one trait you hate in a person?
not talking to me after knowing me for a while

What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
watches suck. don't wear them and time goes faster to your time of death

Frivolous purchase?
what the hell does frivolous mean

Do you consider yourself materialistic?
as in a material girl very

What do you cook the best?
disses about gwar

Favorite writing instrument?
a nice aromatic bottle of spraypaint

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
depends what drugs you're on if any

Do you have anything monogrammed?
i don't even know what that means

What kind of books do you like to read?
kama sutra just kidding rock autobiographies

If you won the lottery, what would you do?
pay scott weiland to let me have a look down his pants

What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
everything there is possible

If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
try to ignore them and if they do talk to me diss them constantly

Do you cry in front of friends?
no

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
i'm a goddamn loser who wears a leather jacket

What's one thing you like to do alone?
take a shit

Are you a giver or a taker?
taker. stealing is the way of life if you have no money

When's the last time you cried?
approximately 48 hours ago

Favorite communication method?
a love letter that is actually true

How many drinks before you're tipsy?
don't know

Favorite kind of porn?
kiddie porn! just kidding.

Do you ever have to beg?
begging is for pussies. like axl

Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
probably

Do you think you're cute?
as cute as rob reiner hell yeah

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
not really. if i looked like hilary clinton i would

What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
running into a wall headfirst. or having a pretzel thrown at my eye. that hurts like fuck you know


Christina N. @ 12:20 AM