You are EMERIL LEGASSE, host of "Emeril Live" and "Essence of Emeril"! You are the epitome of a Celebrity Chef. You have brought culinary shows down to the lowest common denominator of popular culture, and are using it to cash in, with your licensed line of mediocre spices, marinades and pasta sauces (hey! just like Wolfgang Puck!). Youre loud, youre obnoxious, and youre not really talented, but dont worry, you cover it up by showing off to a live studio audience. BAM! Oh, and you pretend youre cajun, but youre really from Boston. Dumbass.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.