Thursday, May 20
I stole this from my little Irish boy.


WHAT IS BETTER?

1) Ocean, river, or beach? beach

2) Day or night? night

3) Radio or T.V.? tv

4) Music or movies? music

5) Shots or wine? shots

6) Mixed drinks or beer? mixed goodness

7) Blondes or brunettes? either kind of guy

8) Boobs or ass? ass, i'm no fag

9) Arms or chest? what?

10) Eyes or smile? Eyes

11) Moon or sun? moon cuz i won't burn like a belgian waffle

12) Stars or clouds? both are good

13) Walk or run? sitting

14) Swim or ski? activeness sucks

15) Mountains or deserts? deserts

16) Levis or corduroys? haha wasn't there a dummy that advertised corduroys

17) Square or circle? i can't do math

18) Fly or sail? fly

19) Summer rain or winter snow? precipitation isn't my thing

20) Bar soap or body wash? whichever smells better

21) Badday or toilet paper? toilet paper. what's badday?

22) Wood or carpet? carpet

23) Short hair or long hair? long hair but not fabio kinda long.

24) Tennis shoes or flip flops? they're called sneakers. i don't wanna walk like a duck

25) Full backs or thongs? flossing is not for the ass. that's what toilet paper is for

26) Boxers or briefs? boxers on a man yes

27) Sex in a car or in the mountains? um a nice house in the mountatins but not on solid rock

28) Sex in public or in the bedroom? bedroom, no one wants herpes from a toilet seat


SLEEP:

29) Sleep in pajamas or naked? pajamas, no cumming on the sheets

30) Sleep with noise or silence? silence

31) Sleep on back, stomach or side? whatever

32) Hard or soft bed? nice and cozy

33) Fluffy pillow or a flat one? fluffy like marshmallows

34) One pillow or two? one, my mom's a bitch and won't buy me two

35) No blankets or lots? lots and lots

36) Alone or next to someone? depends on who it is

37) When with someone, entwined or like spoons? not too entwined, then you can't really move around in your sleep


PEOPLE:

38) Superman or batman? fuck them gambit rules over all.

39) Ginger or Mary-Anne? i forgot who they are

40) Cat woman or poison ivy? um i don't know

41) Brad Pitt or tom cruise? brad pitt

42) Demi moore or Pamela Anderson? oh come on choosing between two sluts is like choosing between my own children

43) Angelina jolie or meg ryan? either

44) Snow White or Cinderella? cinderella, she didn't sleep with 7 little men with little testicles

45) Ariel or jasmine? no


WHICH IS WORSE?

46) Being paralyzed from the neck down or dying? paralyzed, what loser like me doesn't wanna die

47) Freezing or burning to death? burning. cuz freezing at least i won't go to hell with a tan. but i'll get one from being in hell anyway so what's the point

48) Bees or spiders? spiders

49) Snakes or scorpions? scorpions

50) Being buried alive or falling off a cliff? buried alive. when you're falling you could at least pretend your flying for fun

51) Be stabbed or shot to death? stabbed

52) Leaches or ticks? leeches ew

53) Having to eat roaches or grubbs? ick


PERSON WHO LAST:

54) gave you a compliment? i seriously cannot remember

55) looked into your eyes? um jamie cuz she was talking to me?

56) said they were sorry to you? probably amy

57) got drunk with you? i get drunk alone to decrease the embarassment factor

58) cried with you? molly

59) listened to you? no one wants to hear my shit

60) asked you for advice? i think brittany

61) gave you advice? i never listen

62) made something for you? jeremy made a lovely racial slur bible out of my binder

63) sent you a letter? no one even cares

64) gave you a phone call? mommy

65) saw you puke? myself

66) danced with you? i don't have magical feet

67) gave you butterflies? can't remember

68) made you smile? my mom

69) saw you naked? haha

70) tickled you? kane and jeremy - my knees =/

71) fought with you? my mom

72) slept next to you? lonely as can be

73) made you feel bad? a dude

74) made you feel great? lots of folks

75) got you to admit something you didn’t want? eric

76) gave you something? amy. a nickel for the lost fries

77) held your hand? forgot who it was, everyone was dancing like asses in the rain last week

78) gave you a hug? um, henry or rob i forgot

79) gave you a kiss? oh god there's not a single one that could come up

80) told you they love you? another blank subject

81) you said I love you to? yet again blank. no one loves me so why should there be anything in return


Christina N. @ 8:10 PM