Saturday, February 14
What a fucking shitty day. Or am I just taking it too literally? Probably taking it too literally, the asshole I am. 10:37 PM, and it feels like I've stayed up so long feeling shitty at 4:00 AM.
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.