Tuesday, February 10
The boredom continues...
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
it's a funny ass show
2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
1. anything
2. anything
3. anything
4. anything
5. anything
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
no
4. SO, WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
nothing significant to me or you
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
france, for 2 weeks
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
leather pants
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
i don't have much of a memory
8. WHAT IS YOUR WORST HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
rob
9. DECRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
too much to say
10. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?
the godfather hell yes, and stairway to heaven
11. NAME THREE [3] TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
mr. adams rules over all
12. WORST TEACHER.
mr. finkel
13. WORST FASHION TREND.
thongs and ass cracks
14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?
6th grade
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?
i am a weird preference
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
if they really do think about sex every 3 seconds
17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
i'm all alone
18. WHO IS YOUR BOY/GIRL FRIEND?
like i said
19. FOUR THINGS YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW:
1. being stupid
2. being a moron
3. having to pee
4. typing
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
angelina lick-my-vagina
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
not that i know of
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
nothing, as usual
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
WHIP IT - BY DEVO!
24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
WHIP IT GOOD!
25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?
can't even remember any
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
fuck you i don't know
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
anything i'm wearing at the moment
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
rotten pieces of a rotten banana
29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
i'm poor so i don't have a wallet
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
i said i'm poor
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
my shoes suck
32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
i'm not fucking old enough yet you dipshit
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
we'll see in 3 years
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
they all sucked
35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
a midget
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
i would never become one so there's no point
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
cry msyelf to sleep like an emo kid that i'm a lonely loser who is loved by no one :(
ok ok i watch a bit of that good old late night television and laugh my ass off at how big jay leno's chin gets week after week