You're Brian, a vindictive, self loving fag. You're also what Melanie would call a lable queen. You really need to learn how to love others, and how to treat Michael, the only person who has always been there for you, much better. Stop f*cking everyone before you get HIV...
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.