You are offically, a JACKASS. Congrats, you spend all your time just doing nothing with your friends, and making asses out of yourself in the process. Hey, how's your broken leg?
"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope."
- Pope John XXIII
My favorite thing to do during my spare time is skinning my neighbors' pet pomeranians and trading their fur to crack dealers in Newark.